ten count


1. when a person stands on a chicken for ten secounds then procedes to shout “ten count!”
2. a positive reply along the lines of “word”
3. telling someone to count to ten when they are angry
4. greeting a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest
1. “ten count!”
2. “yo dawg, you just robbed a bank without the po-po knowing…ten count yo!!!!
3. “yo i know that slank cheated on you,but dont be trippin. camn down, ten count g”
4. “hey man theres a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest…ten count!!!!

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