ten page syndrome


when you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this godd-mn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total cr-p and makes no sense. generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. only known cure is actually getting off your -ss and working. ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.
i can’t tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in cucamonga is really a worthless piece of sh-t, or if i just have ten page syndrome.

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