tend to the taco
1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. s-xual gratification via v-g-n- from either the owner of v-g-n- or other
1. “hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec” -goes to bathroom-
2. “i’m sure blake tends to riley’s taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day.”
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