Tennessee Muzzleloader
a s-xual trick occuring between a man and a woman that resembles gun-powder being loaded into a muzzleloader. the trick is traditionally performed by men in tennessee who dip or chew smokeless tobacco. the man and the woman -ssume the doggy-style position during s-x. after a short while of fooling around the man ‘tricks’ the woman as he removes the smokeless tobacco from his mouth, places it on her -sshole, and then shoves it into her r-ct-m with his p-n-s. it is typical for the act to occur in a very short period of time without warning the woman.
“i am still buzzing from the tennessee muzzleloader you gave me after the date-party last night.”
“she was a sl-t so instead of regretting the s-x i gave her the tennessee muzzleloader.”
the s-xual act of a man reaming a b-tch in the -ss from behind, pulling his c-ck out and spitting his chew wad on his c-ck and then shoving it back in aforementioned b-tch’s -ss.
my b-tch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her -ss and my chew fell on my tip…she said the menthol gave her a clean -ss feeling.
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