Tennessee Wishing Well
a large c-cktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. when ingested, it summons kolgorathnokterranonklus, great god of immoral wishes. once he appears, you may pet-tion him to grant your most “unconventional” wish (e.g. s-x with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences–except the occasional appearance of a small child’s face on one’s elbows.
i used a tennessee wishing well to become god-king of palestine the other day.
hey man, can i drink from your tennessee wishing well?
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