Tenor sax
the best instrument in the world of instruments and the holy grail of all marching band instruments.
omg! that guy plays the tenor sax he is so hot
a member of the saxophone family which is placed in between the baritone and alto voices. this is considered one of the sweetest, smooth, melodic sounding insturments by some peoples opinion. the tenor sax is a favored instrument in many jazz ensembles and ska bands. this sax is known for being able to blast out beutiful sounding solos at fast speeds. people who play the tenor are usually extremely suave and good looking and can usually pick up any gal they would want.
girl 1: “look how hot that kids over there is.”
girl 2: ” which one do u mean?”
girl 1: ” the extremely hot one wiht the tenor sax.”
girl 2: “oh of course the one with the tenor, sorry!”
#alto sax #bari sax #hot girls #suave #super rad
a saxophone that is lower than an alto, and higher than a bari. they are commonly used in jazz bands, and musicians who play it are often very good at soloing/improvising.
the tenor sax player was given a standing ovation for his solo.
#tenor sax #tenor #sax #saxophone #jazz #alto #bari
one of the best sounding saxophones in the entire band, the tenor sax is tuned to b-flat, plays a fourth lower than the alto saxophone and a fith higher than a bari saxophone. tenor saxophones often have a very mellow sound, and can carry a melody, or do harmonies and the like.
when i play the tenor saxophone, anyone in the vicinity immediatly starts nodding off.
#why #do #the #h-ll #i #need #tags #?
one of the best sounding saxes in the entire band, the tenor sax plays a fourth lower than the alto sax and a fith higher than a bari sax. tenor saxophones often have a very mellow sound, and can carry a melody, or play harmonies and the like.
when i start playing my tenor sax, anyone in the vicinity immediately starts nodding off.
#why #do #the #h-ll #i #need #tags #?
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