tension rod
1. a spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.
2. an uptight, d-ck head of a douche bag. usually your boss or -ss wipe of a co-worker. tension rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.
frank’s boss is the ultimate douche. he is what you might say, a real tension rod.
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