tent guy


a tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, american honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. his most used phrases include “you know that heywood guy? well he’s p-ssed” or “craig just called and he said why the h-ll isn’t this sh-t done by now”. he’s not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times h-ll just smack the sh-t out of you! he’s a hard working bad-ss sommab-tch you heard me!!!
look at that tent guy over there i bet he lives strong and drops the god d-mned hammer!!! man those tent guys in that silverado next to us sure are some lookers

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