Tentacle Sandwiche
an ‘outie’ v-g-n-, that has flaps coming out of nowhere, that resemble tentacles. this is on the oposite side of the scale compared to a ‘front b-m’. ideally you want something between the two extremes.
i went down on that girl, and i had quite the tentacle sandwiche to deal with. was getting hit from all sides.
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