aka 10-zilla. microsoft’s data, productivity and life-force consuming monster… windows 10 anniversary edition version 1607.
“omg! what ate all of my hotspot’s 5 gigabyte monthly data allotment? now i gotta pay forty extra bucks for my typical 4 gig usage.”

“look out! windows has control of your pc and there’s no stopping their updates. i lost 2 gig to the 10 monster yesterday just trying to check my email. and now my business productivity is toast. i’ve wasted days trying to stop the micro-monster and i’m still a victim. it’s hopeless. no human is safe!”

“help! help! somebody save us from tenzilla!”

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