tepi
tepi in modern day society is something which is extremely desirable but cannot be attained unless sanctioned by the supreme goddess of tepi herself.
there is no substantiated proof of any tepi worshipper ever claiming the prize of tepi even under circ-mstances of extreme duress and m-ss destruction of a universal nature.
it is written in the scriptures of the time that many tepi worshippers have acc-mulated a large number of tepi points over the course of their natural lives only to be disappointed by not being to fulfil their worldly desires and die unfulfilled and disillusioned.
congratulations of earning 20 tepi points for that masterful display of skill and ability (not knowing that you will never ever be able to claim your prize)
deriving from zep tepi, in the ancient egyptian, which meant “the splendid place of the first time”. the godess tepi often provided a safe haven for s-xual novices. this gave rise to a cult of the modern-day tepian society, now manifested in the corporate ent-ty ‘tepicorp’.
geez, i’d like to bang tepi!
see tepi ball
see tepicorp
see waxing
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