tequila moonrise


usually -ssociated with revenge, where you get your best friends little sister so drunk on tequila she somehow magically is p-ssed out with no clothes on, her -ss in the air and somehow your d-ck is in her b-tt.
that dirty lowdown cuban raisin smuggler joey deserved the tequila moonrise when my big brother gave his sister suzy a good tequila moonrise.
one has to sip tequila out of a man’s -sshole, (the man is mooning the sipper
i snuck out last night so my dad made me do a tequila moonrise on him

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