Termite
a person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.
usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
“ever since that article came out about me, i’ve been getting a whole bunch of facebook messages from termites.”
any girl who might have the certain craving for “wood”
girl: you want a bj?
guy: you are such a termite
slang for crabs
you gave taylor termites? grody.
a name for a person or thing that ruins a b-n-r or “wood”. an example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.
dude i was jacking off to some good p-rn when my little sister walked in… what a termite.
1.
a term for rural poor / dest-tute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn’t really need done.
2.
a non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.
3. unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.
“so what happened today, dad?”
“oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. i told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and d-mn if he didn’t have a big dent in his skull. so i gave him $20, and he left.
a s-xual position by which the man performs excessive -n-l s-x on the woman, leading to -n-l spillage of fecal matter… the woman is then forced to eat the fecal matter, mixing it with her saliva, just as termites do when constructing termite mounds.
“we tried all kinds of new s-x positions last night… but the craziest one was the termite!”
a dusty, dirty looking 2 legged creature that stands on the corner in every city in america trying to talk to every girl that walks by.
tyiesha and tia were walking down garrison blvd and the termites were all out hounding them for a date.
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