Terms of Service


the page at the bottom of the screen that(barely) tells you the rules and regulations about urban dictionary
the terms of service is the lamest page on definithing
a long page listing out rules and conditions you must abide by in order to use a service. when seen on the internet, these terms are often ignored, as all the user must do is click the “i accept” b-tton at the bottom. if you read or attempt to read a page listing terms of service on the internet more than once in your life, you should schedule a doctor’s appointment soon to test for possible down syndrome.
“ugh, i don’t want to read the terms of service! they all mean the same thing.”

-clicks “i accept” b-tton-
uh your mom!

{yeah, how often do i get to make your momma jokes)
man i need some -ss, i think im going to call your mom for some terms of service!

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