Tescosexual
man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a w-nk
or
a person who has a sh-g in the aisle of a supermarket
“you’d best be careful with dave, glenda. he’s a reknowned tescos-xual. margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, relaxing in a gentleman’s way!”
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