testicle hug
when a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his t-st-cl-s to her nipples. for more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.
warning: may lead to fornication.
kelsey: “i really need a t-st-cl- hug right now”
tiffany and molly: “are you sure? that could lead to fornication…”
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