Testicular Eclipse


while teabagging someone (putting your t-st-cl-s over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your t-st-cl-s giving your victim and imax-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
matt and dave walked in on tom giving chrissy a testicular eclipse. shock therapy ensued.

emo danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. noone understands her angst.

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