a feat that requires the presence of male genitalia, and a wild bull. a male is walking down a gravel road. he then spots a wild bull. the male cautiously, and stealthily, sneaks over to the bull before ripping his pants off, frantically yanks on his scr*t*m to allow enough slack to tie a l*sso and captures the animal with said l*sso. unfortunately, this feat can only be done by a handful of men in north america due to the lack of “slack” a normal scr*t*m possesses. this feat reached its peak in fame during the late 1940’s because of the famous traveling circus performer “mike oxlong”.
lucas: hey obi, see that wild bull over there?
obi: yeah, what about it?
lucas: watch this sh*t!
*runs over to bull*
obi: holy sh*t! i didn’t know you could perform the testicular l*sso!
the greatest of names. a much better version of jessica. jessakah is original. one of a kind. stands out from the crowd. everyone wants to be jessakah. they never will be as awesome. just the facts. jessakah is the greatest person ever!
yeah it’s just a combination of smart + sneaky. some companies will keep a long-terminated employee’s email address as a way to capture spam and so when it recieves an email, it auto-block the spammers for all the other employees. gotta say that’s pretty smeaky. the smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (derogatory) […]
a name of j*panese origin. often related with males of the h*m*s*xual, and small d*cked nature. “yuichi has nothing in his pants”
- morton, wa
morton, wa is a small redneck hick town in washington. you can find a lot of old cranky *ss people and a lot of pot head hoodlums running the streets. morton is known for its easy access to meth and other drugs. morton is know for its high volume of teenage wh*r*s that f*ck eachother […]