testicular lasso



a feat that requires the presence of male genitalia, and a wild bull. a male is walking down a gravel road. he then spots a wild bull. the male cautiously, and stealthily, sneaks over to the bull before ripping his pants off, frantically yanks on his scr-t-m to allow enough slack to tie a l-sso and captures the animal with said l-sso. unfortunately, this feat can only be done by a handful of men in north america due to the lack of “slack” a normal scr-t-m possesses. this feat reached its peak in fame during the late 1940’s because of the famous traveling circus performer “mike oxlong”.
lucas: hey obi, see that wild bull over there?
obi: yeah, what about it?
lucas: watch this sh-t!
-runs over to bull-
obi: holy sh-t! i didn’t know you could perform the testicular l-sso!

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