a feat that requires the presence of male genitalia, and a wild bull. a male is walking down a gravel road. he then spots a wild bull. the male cautiously, and stealthily, sneaks over to the bull before ripping his pants off, frantically yanks on his scr-t-m to allow enough slack to tie a l-sso and captures the animal with said l-sso. unfortunately, this feat can only be done by a handful of men in north america due to the lack of “slack” a normal scr-t-m possesses. this feat reached its peak in fame during the late 1940’s because of the famous traveling circus performer “mike oxlong”.
lucas: hey obi, see that wild bull over there?
obi: yeah, what about it?
lucas: watch this sh-t!
-runs over to bull-
obi: holy sh-t! i didn’t know you could perform the testicular l-sso!
the greatest of names. a much better version of jessica. jessakah is original. one of a kind. stands out from the crowd. everyone wants to be jessakah. they never will be as awesome. just the facts. jessakah is the greatest person ever!
yeah it’s just a combination of smart + sneaky. some companies will keep a long-terminated employee’s email address as a way to capture spam and so when it recieves an email, it auto-block the spammers for all the other employees. gotta say that’s pretty smeaky. the smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (derogatory) […]
a name of j-panese origin. often related with males of the h-m-s-xual, and small d-cked nature. “yuichi has nothing in his pants”
- morton, wa
morton, wa is a small redneck hick town in washington. you can find a lot of old cranky -ss people and a lot of pot head hoodlums running the streets. morton is known for its easy access to meth and other drugs. morton is know for its high volume of teenage wh-r-s that f-ck eachother […]
she’s the most beautiful girl, inside and out. she’s very understanding about almost everything. she doesn’t judge anyone unless they give her something to judge you about. she’s a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. she might seem quiet and nice but in her head she’s thinking about riding your face. […]