Testicular Mancer
when a man suddenly gains enough c-cky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.
such a feeling simulates the results of one’s t-st-cl-s expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words “man” and “cancer”. with his newfound “big b-lls”, a man will stop being a whiney b-tch and achieve his goals.
one experiencing testicular mancer will gain a short term bad-ss att-tude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming “holy sh-t, did i just do that?!”
paul: “hey, did you hear? randy just asked out judy on a date!”
john: “man, that guy has come down with serious case of testicular mancer…”
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