testortum


that sensation men get where it feels like their t-st-cl-s are trying to crawl back up inside them. often experienced when watching someone get hit in the nuts or when you misstep on stairs.
a: “watching that video gave me the worst testortum”
b: “i almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while”

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