Testostermonster
a male member of the species h-m- sapiens whose gonads produce such large quant-ties of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional i.q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
famous testostermonsters include: the incredible hulk, charlie sheen, joseph stalin, ming, tywin lannister, sauron, most high-school football players, the ultimate warrior, terrell owens, d-ck cheney, ayn rand (she was actually a man, she just didn’t know it), mike tyson, kim jong ill, john wayne, mahmoud amadinejad, phil anselmo, beethoven, rush limbaugh, hitler, american men in general, and the list goes on and on and on…
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(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) – a male member of the species h-m- sapiens whose gonads produce such large quant-ties of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one’s emotional i.q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
famous testostermonsters include: the incredible hulk, charlie sheen, joseph stalin, sauron, charles manson, darth vader, most high-school football players, the ultimate warrior, voldemort, terrell owens, mike tyson, kim jong ill, john wayne, mahmoud amadinejad, phil anselmo, hitler, ming, tywin lannister, american men in general, and the list goes on and on and on…
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