Tevie
the grim biffer of all biffers, she is the pinnacle of ugly. often known to use too much teeth during oral s-x. common traits of a tevie are greasy skin, big jaw, big nose, elf shoes and a squeaky voice. they are often attracted to sweaty males. they can only be defeated by the use of a biffer brick to the jaw however as they are the ‘grim biffer’ they may take multiple hits.
friend 1: i can’t believe he is dating that biffer!
friend 2: that’s not any biffer she is the grim biffer!
friend 1: i wouldn’t like the sound of that scr-ping against my p-n-s.
friend 2: tevie!
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