texan rodeo

while enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner’s ear and whisper “i have aids” or “i have _____.” it can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 minutes and you win.
remember, i said bareback.
“i only lasted two minutes into my texan rodeo! b*tch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist.”

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