texas blowjob
like a normal bl-wj-b but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff’s badge.
girl: hey baby wanna 69?
boy: yeah, jump on board and give me a texas bl-wj-b cos i’m going to shove a finger up your -ss
when one person licks in and around the other persons -sshole.
also known as a tossed salad.
“that freak b-tch on the corner gives a mean texas bl-w j-b!”
wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a bl-w j-b with that whole in da neck.
come here honey an let me give u a texas bl-w j-b
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