texas bowtie


a s-xual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. the male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.
have you tried the texas bowtie?
no i’m not flexible enough.

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