Texas Chaw



the greatest sports team to grace this earth since the ’92 cowboys. they drop d-ck and p-ss all over .40 core softb-lls! their battle cry of “chaw!!!!!!!”, which is screamed after every spectacular double play is rolled or p-ss missile is launched, can be heard from sea to shining sea.
jim adler: what are we gonna name the team?
tx hammer: texas chaw?
jim adler: sounds awesome…
tx hammer: chaw!!!!!!!!!!!

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