Texas Crumpet
when you grab a womans v-g-n- and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. not to be confused with “three-pointing the texas crumpet” which involves the throwing of the v-g-n- at a wall so it sticks and the b-tch is hanging there by it.
man, eric just gave jesse’s mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
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