Texas Donut
a description of your -sshole after you’ve have a really hard time dropping a t-rd. it feels like its stretched and sh-t is everywhere.
dude, worst sh-t ever. talk about a real texas donut.
verb.
-to shove your foot into the -n-s of someone else while wearing a cowboy boot.
my wife wanted to try something new, so i put on my cowboy boots and texas donuted her.
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