Texas Hold ’em, Drink ’em, Smoke ’em


a card game played like texas hold ’em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second “sip,” the winner of the hand can subst-tute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
we used to get crushed at apt f. on friday’s by playing texas hold ’em, drink ’em, smoke ’em.

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