Texas Left
the conventional direction of “down.”
it’s right behind the rock on the left. no, your left. texas left.
a direction that only southern gentlemen from texas understand. it does not always mean left, but in fact means any direction the user desires with the reciever having to interpret the meaning by using his southern gentlemen powers.
no, your texas left.
simply put,up,the direction.meant as an insult.
drunk 1:f-ck you!!!
drunk 2:take a texas left,-sshole!!
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