Texas Suntan
when two people are having b-tts-x, the man on top pulls out right before c-mming and instead runs his p-n-s all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of sh-t and s-m-n. he then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.
phil: dude, have you seen chad warden? is he mexican or something?
dave: oh no dude, he just had a few texas suntans.
phil: huh, i thought i smelled c-m and sh-t when he walked by.
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