Texas Switch


to purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the “real” object.
well me and joe have the same model of wireless phone. i broke my phone last weekend. so wensday at work i pulled a texas switch with joe and my sim cards. my phone works now!

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