Texas toothbrush
in the act of c-mming and sh-tting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it
last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush
my dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
a large brush used to clean a commode. a toilet brush.
… but everything’s big in texas!
homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.
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