text addict
one who constantly and obsessively communicates with others via text messaging, letter by tedious letter, from a tiny keypad on a cellular phone. the text addict finds odd comfort in the ability to avoid personal and/or vocal socialization.
“they’re such text addicts, they tm each other while having s-x with each other.”
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someone who texts nonstop, even at lunch when youre sitting right across from them. its pathetic especially when their parents actually pay for it. these people also sleep w/ their phones to make sure no one texts and they -omg- miss it! scandal! they didnt read it until 5 am, it was sent at 3 am!!!! omg!
text addict- -beep bleep blorg beep bop boo beep- -texting frantically-
normal person right next to them- wtf? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!
or
text addict- -sleeping with phone under pillow- -phone vibrates and they read the text-
text-
omg i lyk luv u!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend
text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!
a person or persons who are addicted to texting. people who (for mental reasons) can’t stop texting.
you are such a textaddict. you text all the time!
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