text boner
noun.
used as a way to show s-xual excitement online. usually used as a hint to say when ones h-rny.
(can be used by both genders)
s-xual excitment
john: dude. serana wants to bang this weekend ;d
matt: haha! congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. nice text b-n-r btw….
hint at being h-rny.
jack: man your just soo f-cking hot. ;3
hope: hehe thanks:3 i may show you a little something later if you’re still h-rny 😉
noun. when someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
example of a text b-n-r: omfg im so excited for this weeked!!!
Read Also:
- german pilot light
a s-xual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other’s genitalia. “she was looking to spice up our s-x, so i brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a german pilot light.”
- Charlemagne
no mans b-tch charlemagne made shin-bi a sandwich like h-ll i did, b-tch! crazy guy that spout out random lines, but everyone likes him. not lame. in my clownpants!!! made peace between the pope and the roman people and was later crowned holy roman emperor. charlemagne was a successful warlord 🙂 extreme lamer charlemagne: |)00|)! […]
- textboxer
someone who plays xbox 360 and texts at the same time “look at jim playing xbox and texting at the same time, what a textboxer”
- Werepussy
a 70’s-esque bush surrounding a v-g-n- and or up to the -n-s. that is only visible during a full moon, and can only be destroyed by a silver razor/bullet “i slayed your mom’s “werep-ssy” last night
- werge
a werge is any amalgamation of two words with the effect being to create a single word which sums up both parent words for greater efficiency and/or hilarity. a cl-ssic werge is brunch. other werges include procrasterbate: -have you got your stressay in? -no i was procrasterbating all day yesterday.