Text Mackaging
a sms message sent with the purpose of ‘macking’ or ‘hitting’ on a person of desire. flirtatious in nature, usually cryptic or ambiguous in hope for a response.
you remember sarah from the party? i’ve been text mackaging her so i can tap that this weekend.
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