text me


an invitation for text messaging over the internet. a phrase that is sometimes found on more modern conversation hearts.
“hey, text me sometime,” said joe as he p-ssed sally in the hallway.
when you want someone to text you on your cell phone a “txt msg” (text message)
hey john text me with the football game scores..
to send a text message to a mobile fone
text me a msg bout if u can come tonite!
it means either to send you a message online or thought the cellphone.
“text me tonite!”
comes from the uk fad of sending sms messages via a mobile (cell) phone.
text me when you leave work and i’ll meet you.

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