Text Stalking
someone (that you may or may not know) that texts you trying to find out more about you. often with people that you just met.
guy 1: hey dude, last night jerry called me on his sisters phone
guy 2: soo…?
guy 1: his sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
guy 2: haha… man it sucks to be you
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