text zombie
1. someone who’s texts while walking,and constantly b-mps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.
2. someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!
steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
i almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. d-mn person wasn’t paying any attention at all!
anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
that text zombie just b-mped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
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