text
verb
to send a sms message from one person to another via mobile phone (cellphone)
have you texted james about tonight?
a message sent between cell phones.
i just got another text from him.
1. synonym for a book, typically one for learning purposes, but can stand in for any kind of book in general.
2. the characters that are displayed when one types a message on the computer be it letters, numbers, or symbols.
3. an alternate form of communicating on a cell phone by sending a sms message to another cell phone. typically used when it is an inappropriate time to speak on the phone (i.e. during work, a cl-ss, funeral, etc.)
1. uggh, did you understand anything in text for english cl-ss?
2. i tried to read this guy’s message on the debate forum, but the sheer amount of text turned away my interest.
3. hey, did you recieve my text about the concert tonight?
an unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, wtf?
lamar: “i hate having to read all this text.”
joseph: “i just see lots of lines and scribbles.”
lamar: “i envy you.”
the letters you are reading now.
a collection of marks which represents a sound.
this is text, you fool.
person 1: why are you looking up stupid words? haven’t you got anything better to do?
person 2: which idiot defined this word?
m. beke: i did.
a language used by kids for sms messages which is totally incomprehensible.
rofl i tp ts msg nucfrwims pos i14yo what ur asl
to make an aside or remark; to talk at or about someone rather than to them. occurs in groups. the statement generally has no depth of thought to it either.
glen: “mumble mumble”
james: “yeah, glen tried to text me the other day, but it just didn’t go through. he was kind of being a dumb-ss.”
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