Textanese


language used in texting. speaking text messages even though you are not texting.
he cant stop speaking in textanese. it’s like he has to say omg instead of oh my g-d when we talk!

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    to recieve so many texts that your inbox is filled and you need to delete messages just to recieve even more messages that in turn instantly fill your inbox the second old messages are deleted. all from the same person, usually taking place within a matter of a few minutes. person one: hey wats up?! […]

  • TGI Friday's

    abbreviation for ‘thank g-d it’s friday’ ‘thank g-d it’s friday!’ (‘tgi friday!’) a term deriving from south park, means to get a bl-wj-b tammy: let’s say we go to tgi friday’s kenny: woo hoo america’s greatest cultural invention this party sucks, lets go to tgi friday’s tgi friday, short for thank god its friday! person […]

  • TGIW

    acronym for “thank g-d it’s wednesday.” in countries like saudi arabia, it is equivalent to tgif; the work week ends on wednesday there. tgiw! i wanna go party in bahrain so bad this weekend. thank g-d it’s wednesday. drinking kitty-corner from domino’s on milwaukee eastside “yo, ryan. are we going for a tgiw tonight?” “yeah, […]

  • Thanks for the milk.

    a remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation. arnie: yeah so did i ever tell you that i was conceived as a product of incest? it’s a tradition in my family to bear children that way. buddy: wh-what?! uhm… gee thanks […]

  • That elicited a real laugh.

    internet slang used by people with an iq in or above double digits, meaning “lol”. “i say old chap! two neutrons are walking down the street when one proceeds to say to the other, ‘i think i’ve lost an electron!’ the other ponders that and enquires, ‘are you sure?’ to which the first responds, ‘i’m […]


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