Textapated


(text-a-pate, text-a-pa-tion) the inability to send coherent text messages before the sms character limit is reached.

text from linda to dave: hi dave. i was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. laugh on line! so , perhaps we should see the

dave replies : wtf? textapated?
when you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. this results in spending a long time answering your texts.
“dude, did you get my message?”
“nah, man. i p-ssed out last night and now i’m super textapated.”

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