Textbook Slap
when your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. you slap her in the head with a textbook.
when suzy said, ” by the way i have a raging case of herpes” on her way down, i textbook slapped her.
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- Text message romance
when you like someone when you’re talking to them over text but feel nothing towards them in person. hannah: you see i like ryan when we’re texting, but in person he’s nothing like he is when we text. samantha: girl, you’re having a text message romance.
- textual sensory perception
the tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text. hey, i don’t have any mess– woah, i just got a text from craig! i have textual sensory perception, man.
- TFIIK
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- That's Legendary
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