textcrement
the act of texting while p–ping
person 1’s text: what are you doing?
person 2’s text: taking a sh-t.
person 1’s text: ew, quit your textcrement!
the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.
girl 1: so did johny text you?
girl 2:yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.
girl 1: no way! that’s so gross!!! how rude.
girl 2: i know right, tell me about it.
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