Texting Vibrator
when in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. this leads to your phone constantly vibrating. the phone is then shoved up the user’s -n-s, or simply used to better experience masturbation.
bob: woah dude, you wont believe this!
you: believe what?
bob: i shoved my texting vibrator up my -sshole. it felt great!
you: oh my god! that is awesome!
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