textitution
the act of subst-tuting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.
instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, i practiced text-tution.
husband : whats on tv?
wife : csi
husband : ok ,bff
wife: bff
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