Textmerized
adjective. a manic condition in which a person’s attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.
jill tried several times to tell her husband jack that she was pregnant with his brother’s child, but jack was textmerized by his argument with kurt on why the cubs are better than the sox.
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