textopause


after a prolonged period of being textually active, one become less interested in texting.

initial symptoms include periods of hesitation prior to sending a text. full blown symptoms are when one is not longer able to text due to lack of textibido.

cure includes textolygamy.
have you heard from lesley lately? she doesn’t text me anymore…does she have textopause?

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