textracurricular activity
n. when the majority of someone’s free time after school is spent texting (and racking up a huge phone bill), as opposed to doing anything productive, or even social (the old-school way, that is).
joe: hey sarah r u 4 real! no rly, i cant blv kathryn + joe r goin out!
joe’s mom: joseph, are you engaging in textracurricular activity again??
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