textstake
when you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. especially when you’re drunk. a hybrid of mistake and text.
drew: julie, who are you texting?
julie: don’t worry about it.
drew: it’s that one guy again, and you’re hammered!
julie: ahh…i guess i’m just making textstakes again.
drew: if you make too many, you’ll get a uti!
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